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The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Alcoholics
drink whenever…
> there’s a walking scene (either sip or continuously drink)
> Someone wants The Ring
> Sam says “Mr Frodo”
> Someone says “Mount Doom” or “Mordor”
> Faramir/Eomer/Aragorn are attractive
> Legolas says something obvious, poetic, or looks off into the distance.
> Gollum insults Sam
> Everyone in the Fellowship are on screen
> Hobbits smoke/drink/eat in excess
> Frodo, Sam, Merry, or Pippin fuck something up
> Someone speaks in another language
> Elrond makes a bitchface
> Someone’s lineage is used to address them (Aragorn, son of Arathorn)
> Boromir mentions Gondor
> Someone mentions Helms Deep
> Someone turns invisible (wearing the ring)
> A Nazgul shrieks
> An Orc is born
> Someone says “orc”
> Elves communicate telepathically
> A man cries
> Someone sings
> Legolas looks like a pretty woman
> Someone says “precious” (two drinks for “my precious”)
> Legolas and Gimli argue/bet
> “Shhhhireee….Bagginssssss” is saidfinish your drink if…
> “I AM NO MAN!”
> A Nazgul, Ent, or Denethor is on fire.
> Denethor is a terrible father
> Frodo takes Gollum’s side
> Balrog.
> “One does not simply walk into Mordor”
> “I ain’t been droppin’ no eaves sir, honest”BONUS:
Assign LOTR names before the game (Frodo, Legolas, Elrond, Eowyn, etc). Whenever another player fails to call someone by their chosen name, drink.
